Then this freebie is for you.
The UPS guy came today - and he is a nice guy and all as far as I can tell - but he always rings the doorbell like 12 times, leaves the package on the doorstep and rumbles away in his brown truck. The doorbell makes Scout LOSE HER MIND barking and, you guessed it, Westley wakes up.
So anyway, I made a quick print today in photoshop. I figured I'm not the only one with this problem so I thought I would share.
Here it is, free for the taking. Drag it to you desktop, print, hang by your doorbell and enjoy the peace.